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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives.
Why do we say "A word to the wise" when it`s the stupid ones who need it?
It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
Dear Maytag: Why don`t your dryers have a Fold cycle? It`s 2018 for chrissake!
Sometimes I can’t remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines…I totally get it.
ready for bed - gunna give my sheets some arse and my pillows head;]
I thought an emu was when you sent someone a cow via cyber mail.
I AM doing something with my life. It’s called screwing around.
If ANY of my posts have made even one person’s day better, then there’s something seriously wrong with that person
Here`s an idea...Duck Dynasty Chia Pets
My package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with
The self-driving car should have an "I`m Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.
I’m on a forgotten-name basis with quite a lot of people.
Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I`m bored of paying for things