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I would like to remind everyone it`s not the size of the boat... Or the motion of the ocean, but the whether the boat is able to stay in port until all passangers have gotten off.
Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
I did absolutely nothing today and did it well!!!
I still water my dead plants every 3 months. Just in case...
How come know-it-alls don`t know how annoying they are?
Someone asked me how much love was worth and I couldn’t answer because alimony is calculated differently in each state.
I`m so hot I stalk myself ;)
Sir, your burrito is $5.97. With guacamole, your total comes to $386,932.32
Don`t hide your feelings. Hide the evidence.
This status could be yours for 3 easy payment of $8.99, get in quick because this offer won`t last for long, infact there are only 5 left.
Who decided to call the man purse a satchel and not a douchebag?
I laugh in the face of normal.
Hey Monday+?+(???) +?+
If at first you don`t succeed, you`ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn`t succeed either.
I think the lady at the movies is "shushing" me, but I can`t tell because I`m eating Doritos.