Daily Silly Status

Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.

Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.

The unplanned moments tend to be the best ones.

I don`t know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.

I was reading that it takes the average man four minutes to have sex, and he’s asleep eight minutes after that. This sounds very dangerous, because by then most men are driving home.

Sometimes I find myself envious of how well Waldo can hide..

Have you ever looked at someone and thought, "Yep, you have a person in your basement."?

Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us.

Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

I don’t have a problem with friends who ask to borrow money. I love a good laugh as much as the next guy.

Nothing is impossible.. Never Give Up.. I know a guy that once actually guessed correctly why his girlfriend was mad at him.. :|

Apparently taking a nap does not qualify as "doing some undercover work"

We think therefore we must be, but are we?

Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?

I already know that I`m going to hell ... At this point it`s really go big or go home.