Daily Silly Status

I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave.

I just don`t have enough middle fingers for today.

I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P

I hate it when my kid starts crying in the middle of the night and I have to get up to close the bedroom door.

If all the worlds a stage and the men and women merely players, how come Justin Bieber gets all the airtime?

To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks....I`m in public.

I stopped paying my car payments to concentrate on my dream of appearing on a Repo show.

It`s so awkward when you get texted to come over and you have to pretend like you weren`t already inside their house.

I dream of a day when a mysterious hand will pop out of the screen and b!tch-slap you silly each time you post a boring or stupid status.

Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I`ll be just fine.

I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it

You want to see Americans become activists? Cancel a TV show they like.

It`s weird how many people at my office are named "Hey."

I`m awesome ... Don`t question it, just deal with it.

I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"