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I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
I asked my kid “do you know why we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” He said, “Sure! It’s so we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
You can’t call them “love handles” if nobody loves you
Dear American Express, can you raise my debt ceiling?? Thx, bro.
I just don`t want to look back and think "I could`ve eaten that"
With all the potato chip flavors available now, I see no point in buying actual food...
I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
Since it is the day to give thanks, I would like to say once again...you`re welcome.
I want to put a bib on a baby that says "This dumbass put my cape on backwards." lol
What idiot decided it should be my foot`s asleep instead of coma toes?
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
Admit it, we all have that special someone we`d visit if given a tank to drive for a day
I got rid of all the bad influence people in my life and now I`m bored.
gua suka sama kamu