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There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
I have a hidden talent......I really wish I could find it!
I never make stupid mistakes ... only very clever ones
Who else`s favorite Spring time game is "Guess how deep that pothole really is."
You make me have filthy thoughts, and for that I thank you...
I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I`m not a shopaholic.
I bet Jellyfish are sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish.
A colon is used to indicate a list of elements to the sentence preceding it. A semicolon is for making winky faces.
Do you realize that Scrooge was essentially water-boarded into changing his outlook on Christmas?
My life is much more fun and interesting when I`m single... Problem is I can`t remember any of it.
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
yes I have a dirty mind, and yes you are in it...
Don`t expect me not to hopscotch all over your house if you have fancy tiles.
Not everything on CNN is fake news. Some of it is commercials.
Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook like some caveman.