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Next time you take your dog for a walk pretend he`s solving a mystery.
A married man has 2 options in an argument...he can be right or he can be happy
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible.
I taught my wife everything she knows about male stupidity.
I always tell the person at the drive-thru that they are so much prettier than I pictured them when I was ordering.
Why is it that people who can eat really spicy food think the rest of us give a sh!t?
Anyone else think there should be a sarcasm font?
Don`t trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza....
"My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
When your running down the street on fire, people will get out of your way
You know you are in trouble when your mom screams your whole name.
How I sing it: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G,....H, I, J, K, A LEMON OH PEE!....Q, R, S....T, U, V....W, X....Y, and Z."
Just got back from the car dealership and long story short, I`m now the proud owner of a giant circus tent.
at my age, the best part of waking up is the fact that I did wake up