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I purposely bought the same grill my neighbor has, so every time it needs to be cleaned, I just switch them at night.
It makes me sad that so many women feel like they have to wear makeup and clothes.
I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
Saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons last night. ..Must be going through a tough period in her life.
Marriage is like playing Monopoly. It starts out as fun, gets a little boring, then someone steals money from the bank and no one ever wins.
Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked.
Its all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts
It`s hard to take life serious once you realize people jamming their genitals in each others mouths is considered a sign of affection.
I don`t quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don`t even like 15 people altogether in my life.
A fun thing to yell at a magic show is "BURN HIM, HE`S A WITCH"
I knew we were gonna be friends when you ran into that wall.
If it wasn`t for pizza delivery, you wouldn`t see me shoveling a walkway.
Surveys say 1 out of every 2 people suck at math. It`s terrible that 80% of the population can`t even do the easiest calculations.
Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?
A day without sunshine is like, you know... night