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Lil Wayne is 10% African-American and 90% tattoo.
I have off-road rage, too
I love to start my day by getting on Facebook to see who is a whiny little bi!ch today.
I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
When I think of you I touch myself ... On my temples ... You give me a migraine.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Hey bill collectors, nice try, but I don`t even call back people I know.
The only thing us men clean at home is our browser history
So people buy cookie dough and bake it?.... What the hell?
It`s the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.
In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says "what the hell is that" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE!
Texting while sitting at a stop light: Helping save lives every day by preventing T-bone collisions with drivers who run red lights. Because of that extra minute it takes for you to realize that the light has turned green, the driver who has no regard for the safety of others entering the intersection legally, can now safely clear the intersection without causing a collision. For this, we thank you.
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those medications.
hell yeah !!!! i was the lucky sperm !!!!!