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Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce isle with celery in my hand and saying "I`m stalking you" was much funnier in my head.
Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
I saw the city workers putting up a sign on my street and it says Bumpy road ... so I put up a sign that says ,, FIX IT !
likes beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate major events such as the my birthday or the fact that that it`s Monday.
You`re the reason why I believe in condoms.
I wish Facebook wasn`t the only place I could block people from my life.
"Crazy" is just another name for "Someone who knows how to have fun"
Thanksgiving is a great time to test the boundaries of how drunk you can get before your family members notice.
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole
People should have to pass an IQ test to use the self-checkout section.
Some days the problem is I care too much… Today was not one of those days…
It`s time to take the next big step in my relationship by popping the question to my girlfriend ....will you get me a beer :) (<>..<>)
NyQuil is great. I love the way it comes with it´s own shot glass