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My first career was working as a Ventriloquist on a Radio Program, I got let go when people kept calling in to say my lips were moving.........
Ask your doctor if walking blindly into traffic is right for you
I don`t believe women belong in the kitchen... because men are better at that too
Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
Why is it that the more annoying the tune, the harder it is to get it out of your head?
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
Wish I turned into a wolf every month instead of getting my period
This day is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!
I`m just saying it might be a good idea for Liam Neeson`s to take his family members to the vet and get them microchipped.
I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
You don`t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
My internet was down for almost 4 mins,im ok but the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!
A police officer just knocked on my door to tell me my dogs were chasing kids down the road on bikes.. Umm.. My dogs don`t even own bikes?
The quality of a good neighbour is not seeing them often.