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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
I`m about as lost as lesbian on ChristianMingle.com
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
Mad respect to people who can stop eating when they`re full.
Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
My inner self is in Photoshop
All you single ladies, please stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don`t subject an innocent cat to a life with you.
If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn`t invite me over.
They keep telling me theres plenty of fish in the sea, but I havent caught one in years, soooo I continue to sit here, holding my rod.
I was enjoying our conversation. Until you started talking....
I don`t think we appreciate this era enough. For instance, none of us will see old photos of our moms whoring it up on Instagram.
I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I`m in.
Pink camouflage: I`m like, where you hiding? Candyland?
I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won`t let me use their microwave.