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My internet was down for almost 4 mins, I’m ok but the 911 operator was a total b!tch about it!
Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums.
We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today, we removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change...
I hate when men`s restrooms have no urinals and a bunch of women in them.
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
I really think there should be a separate driving lane for those of us running solely on caffeine and rage.
Don`t mix Viagra with Iron Supplements. It will cause you to spin around and point north.
Dear Life, Please, use a Lubricant.
I just broke a light bulb. Damn, is that 7 years of bad ideas.
I always assume anyone sitting alone in a car in the dark corner of a grocery store parking lot is waiting to meet a hitman who is running late.
I got kicked out of a Yoga class today. Apparently, your not supposed to do the `Downward Dog` on top of another person.
I mixed Taco Bell sauce into my Ramen Noodles, It tastes exactly like poverty.
Yo fellas, how did that “wow” comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!