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If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.
So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles and pay to walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I`d go to hell for.
I`ll just admire you from afar.. Or 500ft. That`s what this paper says.
I broke my finger today. But on the other hand I`m fine.
Smile. Your enemies hate it.
I like to follow random families around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all their photos.
I dig, she digs, he digs, they dig, we dig. its not a good poem but its really deep.
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I’d like to think a beer is the way to go.
I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit.
I wan`t you to know that someone cares. not me, but someone.
I wonder if I´ll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without first pointing it at myself and saying "THERES ONE." -same guy, you`re british.
I hate when someone texts me cause then I can`t post anything on the internet or they`ll know I`m ignoring them.
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.