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I wonder if angry people know about naps?
You know its cold out ......when you go outside..... and it`s cold out
I hate when beggars rattle their cup full of coins at me. Yes i know! You have more money than me, you don`t have to rub it in..
Once your pants catch fire, the fact that you`re lying becomes less important.
People who say `expresso` instead of `espresso,` may I axe you to please stop? Thanx.
I don’t always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment.
My dad`s TV volume is always set at "f*ck the neighbors".
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
I`m Not Single. I am romantically challenged
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
Don`t let anyone tell you what you can`t accomplish. That`s what self-doubt is for.
Im so lazy today, I am going to watch fast and furious in slow motion.
Miley Cyrus is not unique. I have been having full body spasms and licking random objects for decades.
When you`re a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You`ve gotten so big since the last time I saw you!" As an adult, not so much.