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There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe…call in sick tomorrow.
President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work." May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
I woke up this morning and my "check liver" light was on.
I have a fold up treadmill under my fold up bed, so by the time I get the treadmill set up, I`m like "That`s enough exercise for today"
If you really think about it, "Nightlife" is just a fancy word for drinking alcohol at a place that isn`t your house.
I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
it`s friday o clock
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
Do strippers have nightmares where they are in front of a large crowd with their clothes on?
Statistically: 1 in 7 dwarfs are grumpy
you can´t drink all day if you don´t start in the morning
Well, it`s easy to tell I`m single. It`s Saturday night and I`m at home updating my facebook status...
Farts are like children. I`m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.
Today feels like a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend you`re on an adventure in a kangaroo`s pouch type of day
Dear single guys; open a pet shop selling cats. Let the single ladies come to you.