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Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know.
The most annoying are those people in great shape at the gym…. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
Never confuse the words "venom" and "poison". Venom is injected into blood by an animal. Poison is injected into food by a woman.
Today I will kick a$$, and make dreams happen...but first, Coffee.
I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn’t mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest.
Are you bored? Go to someone`s Facebook wall, Scroll down 4 months and like something.
I was trying to think of something really deep to post on Facebook this morning. The Mariana Trench comes to mind.
I haven’t lived paycheck to paycheck since my last paycheck.
I would tell you to go to he!! but all dogs go to heaven.
Honking your horn is fun but rolling down your window and screaming “honk” at people is just way more satisfying.