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What´s the difference between light and hard? You can go to bed with a light on.
It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
I`m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
why would you go outside? that`s where bugs live
Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face....damn kids and thier sharpies.
I`ve decided that I`m an ass man. Don`t get me wrong, horses are beautiful. They just aren`t as cute as donkeys.
Multitasking? I’m not even good at unitasking.
Could you imagine if guys commented on their guy friends` profiles the way girls do? "Bro, you look so handsome" "Looking hot, man!" "OMG, your jawline is cray" "Ugh, how are you this perfect dude? I`m jelly" "sexy much?!"
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
I hate it when people upload song lyrics as their status`s it reminds me of somebody i used to know
"American Pie" ruined it for any kid that actually does have an amazing story from band camp.
You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
*Opens box of cereal* We’ve updated our Privacy Policy
~WARNING~ I will more than likely offend you at some point in time
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....