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People reckon I´m too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they´re stupid).
The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
I love my work, but I would also love to never have to do it again.
I´ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
The male version of a tramp stamp should be called a douche tag.
I hate it when you can’t find your phone because you left it someplace stupid like in the car or your non-dominant hand.
Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
The doctor said I need to drink more whiskey....Oh, by the way... I`m calling myself "the doctor" now.
I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning.
Hate to break it to you mom, but my friends do not care if my room is messy, They care whether or not there’s food
I carry a yoga mat, but it`s only because I get sleepy after lunch
my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
There`s a big difference between a mechanic and a surgeon when they work on a tranny.
I really don`t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she`s at least 18.