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My driver`s side window stopped working,,,, So yeah,, I`m probably gonna starve to death..
Do you know what would really be fun? ... No really.. If you know, tell me.. I`m bored to death.
“I promise”, “I am sorry”, and “I love you” all have eight letters, but then again, so does “bullshit”.
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
Hey Ladies..Prince charming is Gay and living with Mr. Right
I´ll never be old enough to know better.
Kinda surprised I`m not an action figure by now.
I`m not antisocial. I`m pro leave-me-the-hell-alone.
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
I`m the type of person who goes out to a restaurant and orders a veggie burger with cheese and bacon on it.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
If they gave out awards for laziness, I would have to send somebody to accept it for me.
Hi I’m an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door.
I want a man who loves me for my personality. Is it really to much to ask, I mean I do have several to pick from.
Yesterday I saw something that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it!