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Kiss me I`m Irish, put a little tongue in it, I`m French too
Here`s a thought: Let`s let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99
Repeat after me: It doesn’t matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won’t solve it.
People who say, “Happy New Year” to you on the 4th of January are not really your friends.
If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet... Then yeah... I`m about as self-helpful as they come.
It’s pretty scary that before facebook… All these thoughts and stuff just stayed in peoples heads.
I`m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven`t pooped it out yet ... Really scared now!
Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I’m really disappointed with Bill Gates.
Due to no supervision and sheer lack of self control; I sincerely with GREAT guilt! Here now inform you. I ate your banana split
I´m thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would listen.
The Drug Store cashier asked me how im doing as I put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "Not great man, I`ve got diarrhea" I told him.