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The cashier at the dollar store told me to have a good day. Like my purchase of shelf liner suggested any other plan.
Don`t ask me for advice, my answer is always get them drunk.
MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it`s like they had those babies for nothing.
Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
I can`t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems....I`d be successful and happy by now if it wasn`t for them!!!!
I`m hearing voices again. Probably because my window is open and there are people outside talking, but still.
I`d rather have my arms fall off than make two trips carrying in groceries.
I know you seen me continuously push the "close doors" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it`s just awkward
I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say `I would do anything for love`. On the back, `But I wont do that!`
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
Life is hard, it`s even harder when your stupid.
I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?
Its all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it..
A woman’s anger is like a check engine light; there’s no pleasant way to determine what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok in a couple days.