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I wish common sense was more common.
The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I`ve never sympathized more with women in my life.
Tis the season to throw your diet out the window.
My husband told me that he would leave me if I didn`t give up all my bad habbits.....I nearly choked on my toe nail!
Guys...dont mess up and buy her the wrong brand of vacuum cleaner for Valentines Day this year. Spend a little extra for a really good one ... Just tring to help.
I`m fat, but I blame my dog for not exercising me enough.
If you need me I`ll always be stuck behind the person who doesn`t know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle.
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
Just once, I`d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur.
Hockey: because running on knives makes sense.
Walmart needs observation decks.
I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying.
I`m the type of person who goes out to a restaurant and orders a veggie burger with cheese and bacon on it.
"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement.
How many exercise/workout videos does a person have to buy before seeing results?