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A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.
Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
I`ve fallen down the stairs before. I don`t see what joy the Slinky gets out of it. That sh!t hurts.
I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
Let`s start by taking some notes today. I`m fabulous bitches! Write that down.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
It would be a lot easier to drink the recommended 64oz of water a day if it was beer.
Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?
I just did a bunch of crunches and curls. There were Nestle Crunches and cheese curls, but still. I`m exhausted.
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first.
Only you can prevent bathroom mirror pictures.
It`s hard to focus on a home workout when your home also contains a refrigerator full of delicious food
It’s not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.
I`ve often wondered: Who the heck is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?