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I am so confused. My boss just said "keep up the good work" and I have no recollection of doing any such work.
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
Tonight, I`m bringing Sexy back! I just hope I don`t need a receipt...
I like to pee on car windows in subzero weather, happy scraping
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
If by angry birds you mean flipping off a$$holes while driving then yes I`m at the expert level of Angry Birds
To understand paranoid people better, follow them around. Observe them. Write down notes.
Never trust a married guys opinion of who’s hot. It’s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
You`re in your 20`s... you don`t have "haters"... you have "adults" that think you are "annoying"
If you have just started playing flappy bird I would like to warn you there is nothing up ahead but more dangling pipes and disappointment
It makes me sad that the closest I`ll ever get to `hulking out` is splitting my trousers when I bend over.
How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School? Just planning ahead...
The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.