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The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is "notice anything different?"
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it’s strapped to the top of someone’s car.
October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
Being married is 90% talking about what to have for dinner.
I’ve been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says….
I`m not always rude. Sometimes I`m sleeping.
I really want to see you tonight. So could you please leave the blinds up and the curtains open?
Do you have to water a Pointsettia or do they die on their own?
Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
I never finish anyth...............
The only correct answer to the question are you sleeping is no.
Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock.