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You wouldn`t believe all the cool stuff I find when I`m under my bed playing.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
3 things I will never understand: 1. The meaning of life. 2. The universe. 3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
All I see on Facebook is penis, orgasm, bang him, bang her, bullwhip, masturbate, porn, tits, and then I read everyone else`s posts..
When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
With the problems I have, I would have taken my own life a long time ago but i have one question: Do they sell weed in hell?
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Hey Guys, I don’t have Instagram but I just wanted to let you know that I had oatmeal for breakfast. No sugar, mixed with water.
I dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It`s not a beautiful poem, but it`s very deep.
There`s something I need to get off my chest: Darned Cheetos crumbs.
Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?
Procrastination: when "make a bucket list" is on your bucket list.
Wouldn’t it be a smart idea? To make the sticky part on envelopes taste like chocolate?
I`m glad I don`t work in an office. I can only imagine the smell at lunch time when everybody opens their egg salad sandwiches today.