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Before you decide to spend less time on social media... make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
The best thing about online classes is the beer.
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off
I dreamt I was you..I hated myself. Luckily I woke up..woah that was close.
There’s no “I” in team and coincidentally none in "Go f*ck yourself" either.
I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don`t bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.
So far the "couch" part of couch-to-5k is easily my favorite.
You are right when you realize you were wrong.
Be good ... or I will text Santa
Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Its so hot I used my blow dryer as a cooling fan!
I just want to alternate between napping and eating all day everyday while getting attention, so basically I just wish I were a dog.