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I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they`re hatching some kind of evil plan.
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
I may or may not have just "Whipped my Hair Back and Forth".......
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account.
It`s so expensive being a woman. I know because I have financed a few.
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means that I dropped them on the way from the dryer ... That`s all.
My girlfriend said if this gets 100 thumbs up we`ll try anal. So please don`t vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
I need a fixed income. Mine is broken.
Why are you walking away when we`re in the middle of discussing our wedding plans? Come back! ... At least give me your number!
I assume that a Columbus Day sale means I can just walk into a store and take whatever I want.
Research shows that 100% of the time when someone says “oh no she didn’t!” she most definitely did.
You`re such a slut, the only reason why you wear panties is to keep your ankles warm.