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Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds. :/
I bet Waldo’s parents are worried sick.
Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can’t pronounce it.
If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you`ll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
I was a huge tomboy. Like, I had barbies, but only because my ninja turtles needed bitches.
Always be yourself, unless you suck…and if you suck you should try being more like me.
Shout out to the new couples still holding in farts.
I have Beer.
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
I would lose weight, but I hate losing..
My wife told me I have to quit playing poker all the time but I think she`s bluffing...
Only 3 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.