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Ziploc`s idea of how big a sandwich should be is very different than mine.
I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
the difference between people and celebreties ...... celebreties don`t have a routine
My phone just changed, `calendar` to `cake radar` and now I really wish I had that.
My fortune cookie read "End of roll. Replace"
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
Why is it that the instant I buy new chap stick, the old one magically reappears?
Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
Turtles make an awesome jogging buddy.
My house is not messy. Those are just obstacles I`ve put in place for burglars.
My New Years Eve = Hangover 4
I party like a rockstar. A very poor rockstar who isn`t in a band.
A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they’re naughty.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.