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I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this...
It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says "trust me, you don`t want to know."
My neighbor`s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
Seems like 2013 was just yesterday.
How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card??
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window... If it gets any worse, I`ll have to let her in.
I slept and woke up. (ok, lately this has become a major accomplishment in my life)
Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
Being an American is awesome. The end.
Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.
I need a bank to do two things for me: give me a loan and leave me alone