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No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
There`s a difference between having a unique name and a common name that`s spelled wrong.
McDonald’s steps 1) Get really excited about it 2) Eat it 3) Regret eating it 4) Wish you were dead 5) Repeat in a few months
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it`s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
Maybe America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact.
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
I haven`t been this disappointed since I first saw a real hedgehog and it wasn`t blue.
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
"Woo, I`m on a roll today, baby!" -butter
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper
Wonders why we can`t just all get a Long....Island Iced Tea?!?
Can I just drop it like it’s luke warm? It’s been a long day and I’m tired.
Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman.
When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog like I`m a blackjack dealer...