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Ahhh another Monday at work...... I`m having as much fun as a colorblind person playing Twister!
I`ll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
Never make decisions when you are angry....or horny.
You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
I`m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, then my car is Satan`s chariot.
Farting isn`t ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
No one understands you better than some crazy weirdos on the internet.
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?
When 12 year old girls call each other honey and sweet heart...