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I wish I lived in a glass house, those people seem to have a lot of fun...
No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
Raising teenagers is easy, they sleep 16 hours day, eat the other 8, and the only word in their vocab is "ok"
What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?
if ever you need NOTHING, im here for you.
I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
I should win an Oscar for acting like I`m busy at work.
I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not a flow chart?
My life coach just informed me that I didnt make the team
"Love your friends, Not their sisters." & "Love your sisters, Not their friends." -By Mummy...