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Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore.
I`m "oh my god, gag me with a spoon" years old.
Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
By the power vested in me and by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
Apparently somebody gets stabbed every 52 seconds...sucks to be that guy
I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon.
I`m just doing what the beer tells me to.
The problem with plants is that you have to water them… like more than once apparently.
I`ll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I`m trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks
Since my ear surgery I haven`t heard from my doctor. Not sure if that`s a good thing or not.
I can’t tell if I’m hungry, but better eat just in case.
I have read so much about the dangers of drinking and smoking, that i have decided to quit reading
Wow, it`s beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn`t a glare on my screen.
Why do people freak out about dolphins getting caugh in tuna nets? What about the tuna?