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If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it`s working.
How did human beings express empathy before the phrase "that sucks" was coined?
In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archaeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment.
Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
Who cares, WTF, OMG, so inappropriate, HOLY HELL ! Good LORD, not another selfie...WHOA NELLIE, NO, NO, and HELL NO!!! Me before unfriending someone.
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?
Do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone.
By the time I’ve said “Nice to meet you” I’ve already forgotten your name.
An important phone call is something that occurs when there`s no better excuse to ignore someone.
Isn’t it funny how people that talk too much also have annoying voices?
when in Rome get naked ;)
Shoplifting is just undocumented shopping.