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I hate grocery shopping. That`s why I just steal a full cart when somebody turns away. I never know what I`m getting, but it sure is faster.
I always stop to help women broke down. I don`t know sh!t about cars, but I do know how a good porno starts off!
Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
I found my wife through online dating. So, she`s definitely got some explaining to do!
Does anyone know when is the cut-off date to stop wishing someone Happy New Years?
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.
You know you had a good night when your first call the next morning is from the bank making sure your card wasn’t stolen.
Ladies first. Because it might be dangerous.
For my next trick, I’ll turn this 12 pack of beer into drunk dialing/texting.
I know the light has changed twice people but I`m playing air drums until Moby Dick is over...sit back and enjoy the show please...
An empty fridge is a sad fridge.
Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
If you read my entire Facebook timeline from the beginning, you can witness my descent into madness