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I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem without caffeine.
I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.
My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
I just want someone to touch me the way a woman touches a pair of shoes she cannot afford.
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn`t be called nachos.
Isn`t it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don`t know what ironic means.
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
I don’t need a reason to do stupid things, just a venue.
No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it ;)
My dream job is a pharmacy cashier & yelling for a price check every time someone checks out anal ointment, condoms, & men buying maxi pads.
Some guy waved to me and then walked up and said, “Sorry, I thought you were someone else.” .... I said, “I am.”
All who post weather maps on FB. You know we have the internet too, right??