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All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?
A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked — but don`t worry, another study says you`re just being paranoid.
is spending my children´s inheritance.
Do you think people in Mexico ever say, "Those jobs keep stealing all our Mexic?ns!"
I got in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich.
I`m tired of things costing money
So, which one of you is going to be the subject of your local news` annual turkey fryer accident story?
Putting on deoderant and colonge because you haven`t showered in days, is as about as useful as shutting the lid on a toilet after its overflowing.
If Kanye didn`t sing "Gold Digger" while Kim walked down the aisle, I`m not interested in hearing anything about their wedding.
I self medicate, therefore you live.
The easiest way for me to lose inches is to switch to the metric system.
I`m so deep in the friendzone that I`ve met her boyfriends parents
When a woman asks you for your opinion all she really wants to hear is her opinion repeated word for word but in your voice.