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I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
Do you ever think about sh!t you did in the past and just go why the f*ck did nobody punch me in the face?
I always keep a spare pair of shoes at work that I change into so people don`t know it`s me when I`m taking a dump.
Counting to ten when someone pisses you off works much better if you`re counting punches.
I`m so bored at work that I`m actually doing my job.
Is there a 5-second Rule for when you drop babies? ...Asking for a friend. JK people!!! LOL ;)
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
Wearing my pajamas to Walmart. I don`t want to attract any attention.
"With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
Saying "think outside the box" is a pretty inside the box suggestion.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
The best thing about my phone screen shattering is that it now matches my dreams and aspirations.