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If you can`t handle me at my worst...I don`t blame you, neither can I.
FYI fellas: if you wake up with some chick and you can`t remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They`ll write her name on the cup for ya!!!
I wish, just once, I could actually hit the pedestrian crossing the road slow with the "what`re gonna do, hit me" look on their face.
I will write something profound ... subsoil!
I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
I love hearing rumors about me...that`s how I find out what I`ve been doing.
But what if bygones want to be something else? ;)
If at first you don`t succeed then you`re a loser...
Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won`t be necessary.
I was told there would be kool-aid.
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
Hey Monday+?+(???) +?+
Jail is just the government`s way of sending you to your room.
I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn`t a very good one.