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I shouldn`t play with Legos!? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Tonight’s forecast. Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today and thought, boy that must have been really painful.
Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
lord, we beg you for tupac, and in return you can have justin bieber
I really think there should be a separate driving lane for those of us running solely on caffeine and rage.
B!tch life isn`t a garden ... So stop being a hoe!
The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever so I can rest medicine didn´t work. I´m going to try 1 bourbon, 1 scotch and 1 beer instead.
I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up.
So Apple is gonna buy Beats by Dr. Dre... I guess "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn`t apply to technology?
At any given time my wallet is worth more than its contents.
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......
It`s not you, it`s me. I can`t stand you.