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I am sorry I had feelings. I`ll replace them with jokes right away.
Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
I love you more each day as my other options diminish.
On a scale of one to crazy, how many cats do you have?
I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, nevermind, you will know who you are soon enough
"Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?" -chickens
Giving people the finger while driving just isn`t effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed.
Remember ... I can always make it look like an accident.
I took part in the sun tan world championships this weekend. I got bronze.
Sometimes, I don`t know how I`m going to get through the day. Then I remember: I have beers waiting for me at home. I can do this for them
I just ran a .003048K
I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That sh!t`s totally different.
Sometimes I wish people would just bring donuts to work instead of drama.
Running away doesn`t help your problems, unless you`re fat. Then yeah, run away.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....