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Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.
My wife is complaining that I never buy her jewelry. In my defense, I didn`t even know she sold jewelry.
If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen.
That awkward moment when the automatic flushing toilet goes off when you`re still sitting down.
why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I can´t remember if it´s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of your eye but half the time there is anything in my eye its an eyelash!
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Keep scrolling , I got nothing.
I find myself highly addicted to books as of late. Once I start coloring the first few pages I can`t stop....
The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.