Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
The problem with frozen yogurt is that it`s not ice cream.
My first mistake was thinking she couldn`t hit a moving target.
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that.”
"Baby on Board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know. I was about to ram into your car but now I won`t.
Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses...
She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then got pissed when I started throwing canned goods at her
Now that I know how many calories there are in a pint of beer , I have decided to stop eating.
Ahh, Spring. When the days get longer and the dresses get shorter!!
Nobody tell my husband that "year round periods" aren`t a thing.
If I owned a copy shop, I’d only hire identical twins to work there.
The way my dog acts, you`d think his entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
The best thing about the internet is knowledge. You have all this knowledge at your fingertips! And we get to share what we learn with others! Oh...wait a second. I forgot about porn. OK I take it back. PORN is the best thing about the internet!
No. My hair magically got shorter.