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Anything is possible when you have no clue what you`re talking about
Why do they call a grapefruit a grapefruit? I mean there is already a fruit called a grape!!
The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
Walmart is one store where it is truly acceptable to shop in your pajamas.
Don’t be upset that you’re single; be happy that someone isn’t ruining your life.
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "doesn`t know how to follow directions."
Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it`s up to you.
It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.
Here’s a little bit of advice for you.. advi
If you`re behind someone at the ATM late at night, let them know you`re not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck.
"I`ll drink to that." -me to my next drink
No man has ever won a game of `notice anything different about me?`
I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home.
Turns out the plastic bag they put in your ice bucket at a hotel isn`t for to-go bacon from the breakfast buffet.
Back in my day it was called daydreaming…not ADHD.