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is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
for some reason my plans to workout never work out
Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
I am, have to avoid the leg cramps during sex, years old.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
People should be loved. Things should be used. Unfortunately, we have it backwards
My wife and I decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard.
Saying you like one political party over another, is like saying one filthy whore is prettier than the other filthy whore.
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck. But through hard work and perseverance, I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
Who ever said, "The customer is always right", clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.
I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
I am a brilliant man, I just sometimes can`t remember where I parked my car.
"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.
Bill Gates: A billi a billi a billi JayZ: Half billi half billi half billi Lil Wayne: A milli a milli a milli Me: A dollar a dollar a dollar