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I just did my budget for August. If I don`t buy food ... I won`t need toilet paper. I think I`m on to something here.
Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I`m the a$$hole for tripping him?
Why are people with BAD breath always wanting to tell me a secret?
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
You never know what you have until..... you clean your room
If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
I got a little package in the mail today. For some reason it just reminded me of my ex.
I don`t think the guy below me understands how this works.
I`m pretty sure the phrase "sleep tight" originated in prison...
Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button.
I swear, its like EVERY payday I gotta spend money cause there`s a birthday party to go to, a wedding, a baby shower, a new video game, a new stripper, something. Always something...
People say I`m too patronising (that means I treat them as if they`re stupid).
Starbucks isn`t really that expensive compared to how much Victoria`s Secret charges per cup.
The Eskimo´s allegedly have 52 words for snow. I have several words for snow also!