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I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later.
What number SPF blocks people?
It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks.
I`m a bitch ... What`s your excuse?
Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
Any amusement you may have experienced from my past posts are in no way a guarantee of future performance.... Please initial here and sign here.
The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
Never ask a Leper to "give you a hand", seriously, don`t........................
The only correct answer to the question are you sleeping is no.
I know I am an acquired taste. If you don`t like me, you need to acquire some taste. Or go f*ck yourself. Whichever.
I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run but, I was still sweating by the end.