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If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich?
Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?
Please don’t mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I’m awesome doesn’t mean I like you.
I’m mad, but not as mad as someone asking to see the rules in the middle of a monopoly game.
If you really think about it, "Nightlife" is just a fancy word for drinking alcohol at a place that isn`t your house.
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
If you`re really really quiet, you can hear yourself doing the world a favor.
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
I can`t stand people who use song lyrics in their status` because they remind me of sombody that I used to know
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
Pregnancy test confirmed me my worst fear.......I`m just fat
I listen to all of of the voices in my head...except the one named Reason. He makes NO sense to me.
I like my coffee like I like my men: caffeinated, made of beans, muscular, tousled hair, you know what, I don`t really know how to do this..
I just wish the automatic paper towel dispensers were half as sensitive as the automatic flushers.
Losing weight is not working for me, so I`m concentrating on getting taller.