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So apparently the numbers on the toaster are minutes? I`ve thought for years it was degree of toasty-ness.
Partying on my level requires years of training.
At my age I can no longer function without my glasses. Especially when they`re empty.
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer.
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join a XXX facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really big shirts.
Make sure your goals are unattainable so you`ll feel a little better about giving up later
Relax, you’re not paranoid at all. Everyone is talking about you.
I saw a girl being irresponsible texting while driving and it really ticked me off.....So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
heyy lol
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
Hey mother in law.... Don`t tell me how to raise my kids. Im still trying to raise yours.
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing.
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name "fire place"