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“Do you have a charger?” is the new “Could I bum a cigarette?”
Me- We need eggs. Hub- How many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one.
Facebook Stalker! If you just felt a sudden twinge of guilt then yes I`m talking about you.
Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
To all the lovely ladies here I`m not wearing green....to all the guys here, I know Ju-Jitsu. Just saying
I just saved a ton of $ on Christmas presents by discussing politics on FB.
Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth`s water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher
My toddler gets pretty impatient with me for someone who takes 45 minutes to eat an egg.
I just came online to check the weather. That was 12 years ago.
The human race is the only one that lets its idiots live a full life...
National no bra day wasn`t as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support.
Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.
I hav 10 fingers bt i usd only.. the thumb to write this...!
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.