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I`m trying to live healthier......but I`m considering taking up cigars, since they`re still the coolest way to light dynamite fuses.
Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
I`m not Unemployed, I`m just taking my next job`s vacation in advance...
The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
If you don`t give a f*ck then why you telling everybody?
that awkward moment when your pulling the covers up and hit yourself in the damn face !!!
Just saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster, I had to step in, They couldn`t even lift him, We high-fived & laughed
My grandpa has Alzheimer`s, so I just keep telling him he owes me twenty bucks.
If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.
If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair with them....its like expecting a lion not to eat you because you don`t eat lion.
I have nothing to update. I`m just making it look like I`m doing something at a party so people won`t talk to me.
I`m telling you, Godzilla must have feet made of steel. I step on a Lego and can`t walk for a month.