Daily Silly Status

Thought I saw a kangeroo today turned out to be a greyhound taking a dump !

I`m sticking to my guns ... I really should have washed my hands after I ate.

It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.

I love nostalgia. Not sure what it means, but it reminds me of magical words from my childhood.

Nothing tests that whole "for better or worse" thing like the question "does this look infected?"

Life is like toilet paper....either you`re on a roll....or you`re taking sh*t from some asshole

Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.

Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.

I`ll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones

You always remember your first Crush. Mine was Orange.

Retirement plans compared .. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycl

This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT! :)

My ex said he would die for me. All I`m saying is, it was his suggestion.

if your morning beverage isn`t half booze/half coffee, you`re doing Saturday wrong.

I like people the most when I`m by myself.