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Marco Polo must really hate sitting near a swimming pool.
If it hurts when you pee, urine trouble.
Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
There is something so unique about me, that even I can`t figure it out...
Detroit and Chicago seem to be getting it right as of late. Limit all politicians to two terms. One in elected Office and one in prison.
I bought one of the "Books for Dummies" for 50% off, but I needed help to figure out what the price was.
Remember, laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrea.
4 out of 5 voices in my head think the other voice is a douche.
Which emoticon indicates the desire to cover someone with fire ants?
Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
I still sing my ABC’s to see which letter comes first.
The naked truth, is always better than someone’s best dressed lie.
If we`re all expected to have sex with our Valentine on Valentine`s Day, I`m truly dreading Presidents` Day.
Thought I was having deja-vu. But it turns out, I do the exact same things every day.
Microsoft Excel has got to be the worlds worst video game.