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Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
Laugh now, but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world
Somehow the talk went a little wrong with my 7 year old and now he`s convinced that birds have sex with bees and now he won`t eat honey.
Your selfie would be way better if you weren`t in it.
As I slide down this bannister we call life, you, and you alone, are the splinter in my ass
Instead of “single” as a relationship option, it should read “independently owned and operated”
Nobody cares what you`re gonna do in 2015. Now post some nudes.
Take my advice, I’m not going to use it.
As funny as it might be, It`s never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
The hardest things about beginning any new relationship has got to be learning how to fart quietly again.
So you have 820 friends on Facebook and yet no one was around to take your picture when you decided to use the mirror for a good shot?
Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked.
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?
I`ve finally stopped drinking for good ... And I`ve started drinking for evil.