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From 8am until 12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch.
You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
I like people. I just don`t want them talking to me. Or breathing near me. Or making me look up from my phone.
I don’t need a reason to enjoy a little wine. All I need is a glass.
Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
I am the undefeated champion of this”smooshing-down-the-garbage-so-I-don’t-have-to-take-it-out-for-another-day” game.
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
"The Twilight Zone" makes me long for the days when you could smoke on a spaceship.
How can Wal-mart have a bazillion carts and everyone with at least one wobbly wheel?
How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?
How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
is confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! She must be losing it! Who threatens someone with a vacation?
I wish life had a “rewind-the-weekend” button.
It`s not stalking if you love them!