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Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges, to stop the weirdos from following you.
So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
Somedays I could do without the life lesson
Crap, summer is here and I`m nowhere near in drinking shape yet.
I’m just like everyone else: I put my straight jacket on one buckle at a time.
The best things in life require no pants.
Party like you will never be invited to another!
I hope I die alone. I mean, you`d have to be a pretty big jerk to hope others die with you.
Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, where in hell did he get that idea?
Is it the S or the C that`s silent in scent?
Im thinking, The best part about sitting down at the computer for a minute and making a status message like this is that by the time you`ve finished reading it and taking a minute out of your day you`ll have a brand sense of enlightenment and awareness that you never had before once you realize that there is absolutely no point to this post whatsoever.
I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn`t do anything except send me notices that there`s a new version of it!
My New Year`s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
If someone farts at a poker tournament, no one will ever know who did it.
Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves.