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Bored? Update your Facebook to “in a relationship” with someone you’ve never met just to see if they’ll confirm.
If you figure me out I want an explanation.
My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
Is going to bed! Hopefully the Cleaning Fairies will come and clean my house tonight! Wishful Dreaming i guess!
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and a crappy party host.
Was there even food before people started posting pictures of it on Instagram?
It makes sense that animals pee on something to mark their territory. I mean if someone peed on something, most people would be like, "Eww, okay. That`s yours now."
One day, people are gonna write songs about the nap I`m about to take.
I spend more time looking in the fridge than I actually do eating.
If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?
The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter.
If someone says “you’re funny” instead of laughing, you’re not.
If there is enough room to spell `bootylicious` on the back of your shorts...it probably isn`t
You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...
Sometimes my sarcasm is so intense that even I’m not sure if I’m kidding or not.